Oregon:  Minimum wage state with a view.

Oregon:  The largest available labor pool in America

Oregon:  Where the Government gives the People the business

Oregon:  Move here and you’ll understand why we have assisted suicide.

Oregon:  Welcome to Little Mexico.

Oregon:  Where dreams are OreGONE.

Oregon:  Police Chiefs wanted…Caucasians need not apply.

Oregon:  We love dreamers.  We hate independent thinkers.

Oregon:  Where trees are more important than people.

Oregon:  Where fish are more important than farmers.

Oregon:  We tax dead people.

Oregon:  We have Katz in City Hall and Jack Asses in the Capitol.

Oregon:  We know what’s in your wallet and what’s good for you.

Oregon:  Need not be legal to live here.

Oregon:  Bums Yes.  Business No.

Oregon:  Shut up and pay your taxes.

Oregon:  The Soviet Union of the West.

Oregon:  Will the last business to leave please turn out the lights.

Oregon:  Terrorist interns welcome.

Oregon:  The PATRIOT Act-Free zone.

Oregon:  Legislators may be dumber than they appear.

Oregon:  We hate business.  Go Away.

Oregon:  Where the taxpayers have empty pockets and the politicians have empty heads.

Oregon:  The biggest government west of the Mississippi.

Oregon:  We hate cars.

Oregon:  We know what’s best for your money.

Oregon:  Sorry, we’re closed.

Oregon:  Like a loft apartment above Schwarzenegger’s big party in California.

Oregon:  The ‘Show me your money’ state.

Oregon:  It must be the air.

Oregon:  Don’t make waves.

Oregon:  A beautiful State surrounded by reality.

Oregon:  Bring us your homeless.

Oregon:  We tax dreamers.

Oregon:  Come see how communism works.

Oregon:  Se habla Espanol.

Oregon:  Poverty with a view.

Oregon:  Still crazy after all these years.

Oregon:  What the hell happened?

Oregon:  Where you stop to pay taxes on your way to Washington to do business.

Oregon:  Jobs are just a state of mind.

Oregon:  Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

Oregon:  We Love Dreamers!  Now wake up!

Oregon:  As screwed up as California without that bothersome fame and fortune.

Oregon:  100% God-Free.

Oregon:  Home of Lars Larson.

Oregon:  Could be worse. If looking for worse, go down one state, turn left in Marin County.

Oregon:  Your land isn’t really YOUR land.

Oregon:  We’re not happy until you’re not happy.

Oregon:  All we have going for us are stupid slogans.

Oregon:  Sure, we’re homeless, but look at all the pretty trees!

Oregon:  We’re one up on California. Not by much.

Oregon:  Your business can grow here…if your business is pot.

Oregon:  Land of the Fuzzy Slogans.

Oregon:  We Love Dreamers…Doers need not apply.

Oregon:  Our tax dollars are Oregoing, Oregoing, OreGONE!